Anonymous asked: Okay, I hate to go all fangirl one you but 1. YOU ARE AWESOME and 2. "I Want You"? is perfectly on point with how I've been feeling recently. It also doesn't help that I've been reading 50 Shades of Grey (yes, I'll admit it) and I'm all in a tizzy. If you aren't turned off by my awful literary taste, lets be friends?
Should I read that book? I saw a hot girl reading it on the subway but I thought it was only for moms so I was confused! Is it even -good- erotica?
And thanks for the compliments! Very sweet fangirling.
“I’m so into you I do nothing but stare at you when I’m with you and I know you’re talking because I’m soaking up every word but I’m also looking at your mouth, your eyes, your neck, your hair, your ears, your fingers. I am so into you that while I’m doing that staring, I am trying to find some flaw — just one — something that would make you unattractive to me, that would end this insanity I’ve been forced into feeling — and I can’t find anything, except the way your shirt rides up a little in the front so I can see your stomach and the way your hands move like they’d feel amazing on my back and then I’m just mashing my teeth again and trying to seem like nothing’s happening.”
by Gaby Dunn via Thought Catalog
Anonymous asked: when you say you need a shazam app for smells, is this to just strictly identify what the mystery smell is? or help you remember what memory and/or person you associate with it.
Oh! I meant to identify a mystery smell, but right on. GREAT idea with the second one.
Steph: “Jack Nicholson’s daughter was arrested for smoking pot.”
Me: “More like The High-ning, right?”
Steph: “…”
Me: “I hate myself.”
Started replying to student loan emails with just the word “Byeeeee” and a dollar sign. #byeeeee$
If we’ve hung out lately, you’re probably in this.
by Gaby Dunn via Thought Catalog
Unlimited coffee
An “NSync reunion tour
A Shazam app for smells
Cup holders on subway seats
Immediate cures for bug bites, pimples, sunburns
Gwen Stefani to get back with No Doubt
To get some good career news
To know what I’m doing is the right thing
Someone to cuddle
Someone to have sex with
Ctrl+F for things in my room
A personal laundry do-er
To be able to rewrite the endings to movies I think are good but have bad endings
A cooperative US political system
A wiener dog
The ability to never have to pee
To shrink New York so everyone can live near each other and not have to worry about the subway
World peace
Watched The People vs. George Lucas today with @mmalkoff and his awesome wife for his #netflixproject on @MyDamnChannel. Follow him! He’s trying to watch every Netflix streaming movie he can because he’s a lunatic.
