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One time my friend and I were talking about times we blacked out while eating a sandwich because it was so good. The people we were with did not believe this could have happened to two different people. We were also surprised.
And it turned out we were both talking about the same sandwich: the coconut tiger shrimp at Num Pang on 12th st.
Run don’t walk.
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50 More Mature Ways To Leave Your Lover
In which I give being Paul Simon a try.
by Gaby Dunn via Thought Catalog
This is a really interesting article about Tina Fey, Liz Lemon and how women treat other women they don’t deem “good enough.” For example, is feminism “we’re better than that” or is it “all women, no matter what?”
While I respect Tina Fey and love 30 Rock, I gotta say that Rachel Dratch’s treatment has always rubbed me the wrong way. I saw Dratch perform live when we were both part of the Women in Comedy Festival a year ago and she was tremendous. So so funny — and she was always one of my favorite SNL performers. (Sheldon, Zazu, the girl with the arm coming out of her head, The Lovers, her character work is stellar.) It’s a crying shame she’s been cast aside solely because of her looks.
All the people claiming Fey as their feminist icon need to re-evaluate Fey’s actual positions on women and then bow down before Queen Dratch.
@gabydunn: “I’d love to stay and chat but I have to pop out of Mark Zuckerberg’s birthday cake later.” - me, if “The Secret” worked
guess the whole internet is invited to this party
She’s talking about THIS:
A reading on June 8, 8 pm, The People’s Improv Theater in NYC, $5
Featuring: Ryan O’Connell (Thought Catalog), Gaby Dunn (The New York Times Magazine), Katie Baker (Jezebel), Kelly McClure (Vice) and Karley Slutever (Vice)
YOU’RE ALL INVITED.
You just found me in the wrong universe. That’s all. This is, as they say, the darkest timeline. Everywhere else, nay, “everywhen” else — us in the Civil War, us in Ancient Egypt, us in the swinging ’60s — we are happy.
If this theory holds, well, by the law of averages, there had to be one universe — just this one — where we don’t end up together. Here and now just happens to be it. If you think of it this way, nothing is our fault.
So see, that explains everything. We’re not together anymore because of the multiverse.
by Gaby Dunn via Thought Catalog
Answer: Justin Bartha and Andrew Rannells as a gay couple in “The New Normal.”
Question: What is the reason I have died?
