December 2010
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Owen Wilson didn’t die. He’s never even BEEN to Mount Vesuvius. #celebritydeathhoax
Dec 29th
I think everything I’m working towards is just trying to get namechecked in a rap song. (via @gabydunn)
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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So sweet.
Me: It’s probably because I don’t have emotions. Boyfriend: That’s not true. You have emotions; revenge is one, there’s also drunk and sarcastic. Me: I hate you. Boyfriend: Oh! Hate. There’s another one! See, you do so have emotions.
Dec 28th
100 Interviews: #10. CRAIG CARUSO - "An inventor." →
100interviews: Truthfully, when I think of someone who is an inventor, my mind goes immediately to the Nickelodeon cartoon ‘Rugrats’ from my childhood. It’s not a leap; the father on the show, Stu Pickles, was an inventor. He’d comically bungle about with pieces of inventions and when he’d finally…
Dec 27th
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mlevy23 asked: have you seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8LmMtScH3g
Dec 27th
100 Interviews: #68. JEFF MACKINNON - "Someone... →
100interviews: After a little while of talking to Jeff MacKinnon, I ask if he’s one of those guys who is “dumbly charismatic.” I have a real way with words in conversations, if you guys haven’t figured that out about me yet. Luckily, Jeff laughs. “I’d like to think I’m charmingly charismatic,” he…
Dec 23rd
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WatchWatch
tvsquad: Happy Festivus! Gillian Jacobs participates in the traditional airing of grievances (and is super cute while doing so). Instant reblog ‘Community’ fans! So cute!
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Guy Raps, Girl Sings The Hook: Hip Hop Help Wanted... →
guyrapsgirlsingsthehook: “Must Love Dogz” Arf! Arf! Are you a friendly and caring individual with a passion for animals (no homo)? Then you might be just the person I’m looking for to tend to my cadre of pit bulls, rottweilers, and dobermans (dobermen? I never know.). The job is pretty simple. Feed the dogs. Take them…
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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100 Interviews: #17: RONEN VERBIT - "Someone who... →
100interviews: “There are two types of girls — ones who will let you photograph them naked and ones who will let you photograph them naked from the neck down,” Ronen Verbit tells me. “There is no third type that I’ve encountered. Every time a girl asks, ‘But how do you make the girls comfortable?’…
Dec 21st
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Dec 17th
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Behind 100 Interviews: Sex, Porn, and Celibacy All...
By coincidence this week, both of my 100 Interviews had to do very much with sex. One, which I posted, was Eitan, someone choosing to remain celibate until marriage and the other, which I have not yet posted, was about Ronen, someone who takes naked pictures of others. I didn’t ask Eitan this during our interview, because I didn’t think it was something he could answer from lack of...
Dec 17th
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“I realized quite early in this adventure that interviews, conventionally...”
– Studs Terkel, ‘Working’
Dec 16th
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FMK DIVORCE EDITION
Michael C. Hall Ryan Reynolds Zac Efron ?
Dec 15th
100 Interviews: #6. EITAN LEVINE - "Someone who is... →
100interviews: For this interview, I knew it’d be easy to find a female choosing to save herself for marriage, so naturally, because I like to make things difficult for myself, I decided I wanted to interview a guy. But first, let’s take a step back. Two weeks ago, a Youtube music video of a Yeshiva… All about the radio show I did last night!
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Texts From Right Now
Me: You’re a regular barrel of monkeys, Dean. Dean: I accidentally read that as ‘a Will Ferrell of monkeys.’ Me: Who would be the Will Ferrell of monkeys? Dean: John C. Reilly.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
Perfection.
Skyping with my parents: Me: “I’m mainly motivated by two things; making you guys proud and getting revenge on everyone who’s ever doubted me.” Mom: “Aw, that’s so sweet, honey but really, your father and I are already proud of you.” Dad: “Yeah, you just focus on the getting revenge part for now.”
Dec 13th
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So Ja Rule's going to jail. This obviously... →
(Courtesy of Elyssa and Lindsey) What is he in for? MURDAAAAAAA?
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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GABY DUNN ON THE RADIO TONIGHT.
Tonight at 8 p.m. EST, I’ll be on WYUR, Yeshiva University radio talking about the Maccabeats. I presume it’ll be just like Howard Stern. Listen here.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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100 Interviews: #88: BRIAN FOLEY - "A working... →
100interviews: Brian Foley is very serious for a clown. We meet up at OKI, a cheap, delicious Japanese restaurant in Queens, a part of New York I almost never go to. At first, he doesn’t recognize me because we’d only spoken through e-mail and Brian was expecting a young man, “Gabe.” (“That hasn’t…
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Mom: You know, I always hope that one day, you’re happy. Me: That’s okay. I don’t. Mom: Why? Me: Because then I’d probably stop working so hard.
Dec 10th
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever dated a guy with a kipa??
Dec 10th
matthue asked: hey, mayim bialik thinks you're wonderful. just thought you should know.

http://www.facebook.com/official.mayim.bialik/posts/146909612027174

and you should know, i freaking KNOW those guys and i held out from watching the video until i read your post. they're still no minaj but you make me see the you're a wonderworker. thanks.
Dec 10th
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Anonymous asked: do you go to YU?
Dec 9th
Behind the Scenes, 100 Interviews: Daddy's Little...
Not us; my dad doesn’t have any gray hair, that jerk. Three of the four 100 Interviews I did in Florida last week, I took my dad along with me. Having pizza lunch in Union Square with my friend Nick at a place between our two offices, I told him I was going to be conducting some interviews at home, friends of my father’s. Knowing my dad, Nick laughed, “Oh yeah? Which...
Dec 9th
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100 Interviews: 100 INTERVIEWS NAMED BEST TUMBLR... →
100interviews: OH HEY GUYS WHAT’S UP NOTHING MUCH EXCEPT…. I WON A GODDAMN VILLAGE VOICE AWARD WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT. Oh, how did I do that? Let me tell you, it took some real skill. Thanks to Sean McCarthy from the wonderful ‘The Comic’s Comic’ for the “Congratulations!” message because without… MY OTHER BLOG WAS NAMED BEST TUMBLR BY THE VILLAGE VOICE. I FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT OVER...
Dec 8th
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This is my new favorite tumblr, oh my god, it is... →
I just followed this girl on Twitter too and she is hilarious. Here, she takes stills from television shows and adds super-serious literary captions. It is everything I love.
Dec 8th
Anonymous asked: I looked through your list to see if I met any of your 100 interview qualifications. The best qualification I met was already taken. My husband and I have been married 9 years and we met online. What's really cool is we met online in April, in person on Memorial Day, and we got married Labor Day the same year. I've also saved a couple of lives, but not in any real dramatic sort of...
Dec 8th
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3 Things The Maccabeats Should Do Now (And Then...
3. Get sexier! Now that you’ve captured the hearts, minds and panties of Jewish ladies everywhere, may I suggest stepping it up a notch? Unbutton the top button on those white shirts. Use silk sheets as your backgrounds. Start covering slow jamz. Maybe some Boyz II Men? “I’ll Make Love To You (When We’re Married)” — Something like that. If there’s one...
Dec 8th
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Anonymous asked: From following you on Twitter and your comments on your day job at AOL... Get us to wondering... What musical act or artist would be the weirdest/ scariest for you to have to interview?
Dec 8th
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Anonymous asked: Hello Gaby!

I'm not sure how this works with the rules of your interviews, but I know some people in 3 of those categories...do you have to meet the people on your own or can you be "set up" with them for the interview? My husband is a doctor and has wanted to do that since he was 3, his cousin and cousin's wife met on an internet dating site, and cousin's...
Dec 7th
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Anonymous asked: Everyone's got a crush on you, and after spending most of my day reading your blog, interviews, and posts, I've got to admit that I do too. And I loved your post about the Jewish boys - I went to YU, and the first thought I had when I watched it was that at some point in my past, I was all of those guys (well, not Ginger and not the fat one, but everyone else to be sure). Its great...
Dec 7th
100 Interviews: #21b. STEPHANIE CARCIERI - "An... →
100interviews: Steph Carcieri is a lot of fun. I meet up with her and a friend of hers at a restaurant in Boston and when my boyfriend comes to pick me up afterward, I practically fling myself into his car, shouting, “THAT AMPUTEE GOT ME DRUNK.” It is not my finest moment. Stephanie is 22 years old… This was a fun one and the companion piece to Wade Berstler.
Dec 7th
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100 Interviews: #21: WADE BERSTLER - "An amputee."... →
100interviews: Wade Berstler woke up in a hospital room. He blinked his eyes open and his gaze rested on a metallic “Get Well Soon” balloon at the foot of his bed. The balloon turned slowly, the reflective surface floating to face him. “I saw toes on the right side and no toes on the left,” he says…. Another great story from a friend of my dad’s!
Dec 7th
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This is an excerpt from my reply to someone who messaged me saying that I was being “hurtful” to the Maccabeats, specifically to “Teddy Bear Jew,” in his opinion since he didn’t know them personally. He said the “feather in [my] cap” wasn’t worth embarrassing them with the post. This was posted in its entirety about a minute ago but he requested we...
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
Anonymous asked: So, I have a crush on you and I am Jewish! What other qualifications should I have so I can prepare a coversheet and resume?
Dec 7th
Anonymous asked: I have a crush on you too... But alas, I'm not a Jew. A boy can dream can't he...
Dec 7th
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Anonymous asked: I came across your blog, and then I started reading your 100 interviews. I love what you are doing with this project and I love your honest feedback on your different interactions. You are supa cute and I have a crush on you :)...
Dec 7th
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Happy Chanukkah: Top 5 Cute Jews From the...
Listen, I went to a secular hedonistic homo-loving feel-goodery for college. I dated an Irish Catholic who I lived with IN SIN for two years. Turkey and cheese sandwiches complete me. But I have to admit it. These Yeshiva University boys singing about Chanukkah are literally everything I want in a man. I have resisted this type of guy for a long, long time. But I think there’s some...
Dec 3rd
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100 Interviews: #72. LAURA POER - "Someone who has... →
100interviews: When Laura Poer was 23 years old, she was in drunk driving accident that killed her best friend. She doesn’t remember who was at the wheel of the dune buggy but the two had been drinking and joyriding all day, switching off the helm as they went. She remembers getting out at a bowling… This is the saddest love story I’ve ever heard in person. Someone help me make...
Dec 3rd
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“If I’m going to die, I want it to be in Manhattan.”
– Pete Campbell, Mad Men Season 2
Dec 3rd
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