May 2012
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wanderinsidewonderland asked: Hello Ms. Gaby Dunn! I am a big fan of yours... and I read Maybe In Another Universe, I Deserve You every night :) God bless and more power!
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Kate: I'm at a coffee shop watching a woman do crafts of some sort that involves cutting up 8x10s of Jesse Eisenberg's face.
Me: That's me in disguise. Come say hi!
Insane Things I've Said To Romantic Partners →
by Gaby Dunn via Thought Catalog
Real Talk Post-Grad Advice →
GOOD asked for some Real Talk post-grad advice from people including me, Victor of Das Racist, Jenna Wortham, Baratunde Thurston and James Deen. Super fun.
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Let's Run Away →
“We sit here now across from each other at a cramped table in a cramped coffee shop. Our Macbooks are practically tongue-kissing but you haven’t even looked up at me for the last hour. Meanwhile, my fingers have stilled on my keys. I am looking at you. Your furrowed eyebrows, your intent on your task, your dedication to working and to a lightened screen when the sun shines in from the...
Anonymous asked: Gaby Dunn- Can you please wish my HSLP (heterosexual life partner), Isabel Lorena, a big 25th birthday? We love you and Chelsea Fagan, you always bring the LOLz, hit our lifestyle to a t, and make us never forget why were fun 20-somethings!
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Working on a post about job gripes.
Hey! Guys with jobs! What is one thing someone could ask you to do at your job that would drive you bonkers?
For example when I was working in web design, I’d haaaate when someone would ask me to “just make that blink-y” or “make that sparkley?”
No matter what your job is, I’m looking for the most ridiculous, annoying, outrageous requests people make of you...
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My Episode of 'Keith And The Girl' is up! It was... →
We talk about therapy, porn stars and jackass celebrities. Fun!
I'm gonna be on Keith and The Girl today!
This is the most exciting day! I am going to be a guest on @keithandthegirl starting at 2 p.m. You can listen http://www.keithandthegirl.com/
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The Unfuckables by Anna Breslaw →
This is a really interesting article about Tina Fey, Liz Lemon and how women treat other women they don’t deem “good enough.” For example, is feminism “we’re better than that” or is it “all women, no matter what?”
While I respect Tina Fey and love 30 Rock, I gotta say that Rachel Dratch’s treatment has always rubbed me the wrong way. I saw...
@gabydunn: “I’d love to stay and chat but I have to pop out of Mark Zuckerberg’s birthday cake later.” - me, if “The Secret” worked
Maybe In Another Universe, I Deserve You →
You just found me in the wrong universe. That’s all. This is, as they say, the darkest timeline. Everywhere else, nay, “everywhen” else — us in the Civil War, us in Ancient Egypt, us in the swinging ’60s — we are happy. If this theory holds, well, by the law of averages, there had to be one universe — just this one — where we don’t end up together. Here and now just happens to be it. If you think...
Jeopardy style
Answer: Justin Bartha and Andrew Rannells as a gay couple in “The New Normal.”
Question: What is the reason I have died?
Happy Mothers Day, Mom! →
From the TC archives: “Reading the Hunger Games with my Mom.”
Anonymous asked: Okay, I hate to go all fangirl one you but 1. YOU ARE AWESOME and 2. "I Want You"? is perfectly on point with how I've been feeling recently. It also doesn't help that I've been reading 50 Shades of Grey (yes, I'll admit it) and I'm all in a tizzy. If you aren't turned off by my awful literary taste, lets be friends?
crispyrealisation:
Ben Howard - Call Me Maybe
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I Want You →
“I’m so into you I do nothing but stare at you when I’m with you and I know you’re talking because I’m soaking up every word but I’m also looking at your mouth, your eyes, your neck, your hair, your ears, your fingers. I am so into you that while I’m doing that staring, I am trying to find some flaw — just one — something that would make you unattractive to me, that would end this insanity...
Anonymous asked: when you say you need a shazam app for smells, is this to just strictly identify what the mystery smell is? or help you remember what memory and/or person you associate with it.
Steph: “Jack Nicholson’s daughter was arrested for smoking pot.”
Me: “More like The High-ning, right?”
Steph: “…”
Me: “I hate myself.”
Byeeeee
Started replying to student loan emails with just the word “Byeeeee” and a dollar sign. #byeeeee$
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“Just try maybe… not being creepy?”
– my sister’s dating advice to me today
Things I want right now
Unlimited coffee An “NSync reunion tour A Shazam app for smells Cup holders on subway seats Immediate cures for bug bites, pimples, sunburns Gwen Stefani to get back with No Doubt To get some good career news To know what I’m doing is the right thing Someone to cuddle Someone to have sex with Ctrl+F for things in my room A personal laundry do-er To be able to rewrite the endings to...
Go follow The Netflix Project!
Watched The People vs. George Lucas today with @mmalkoff and his awesome wife for his #netflixproject on @MyDamnChannel. Follow him! He’s trying to watch every Netflix streaming movie he can because he’s a lunatic.
Need a flyer made!
Hey! I know some of ya’ll are super talented graphic designers — is anyone on here willing to do me a huge favor and make a flyer for something in the next week or so. Really simple and basic! It’s for a reading I’m doing with Ryan O’Connell + others.
Yes?
No?
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What.
I had a really nice conversation with John Slattery tonight and my brain has yet to catch up to my panties on this.
April 2012
30 posts
Things We Could Be More Honest About →
Happy National Honesty Day!
»by me for Thought Catalog
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McSweeney's: An Open Letter to Would-Be Improv... →
Perfect article is perfect.
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“We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year...”
– Perfect Girls, Starving Daughters - Courtney E. Martin (via kaitykait)
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“Before everyone decided that ‘It Gets Better,’ I was a teenager hiding a...”
– The Internet Saved My Life by Gaby Dunn via Thought Catalog
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Anonymous asked: One tip for everyone in 2012: Don't make lists assuming everyone is heterosexual. It's faux-feminist to assume that "males" are attracted to "females", and vice versa.
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19 Tips for Males in 2012 →
By Gaby Dunn for Thought Catalog as a response to THIS.
Don’t expect women to dress for your boner. I do not get up in the morning hoping you’ll see my new pants and pop wood.
Stop approaching women who are alone on the street. Stop hollering at women “from the passenger side of your best friend’s ride,” as TLC would say. When has this ever turned out well for you?
I will send naked pictures to...
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