Anonymous said: are you gay or straight

yes

Anonymous said: I just got served a beer from your doppelganger, in Denver.

Was it @alisonwisneski?

"Funny: I once sat on a panel with Adam Mansbach, the author of the best-selling parody “Go the F— to Sleep.” At one point in the discussion, he conceded that his partner put his child to bed most nights. He may have written a book about the tyranny of toddlers at bedtime, but in his house, it was mainly Mom’s problem."

Jennifer Senior’s All Joy and No Fun is great — in some cases better than the source material it draws heavily from (I couldn’t get through The Philosophical Baby) — but I wanted to specially excerpt this here. Available in a chapter(ish) she published at WSJ. (via cureforbedbugs)

I saw this guy on a panel once and he speaks in person using AAVE. It’s real weird.

"All in all I Iost my virginity five times. After Tyler, there was Sam, then Zach, then Brandon. All nice boys. All virgins. By the time graduation rolled around, I’d “seriously” dated them all in order to fuck them. Like Tyler, each one needed me to be a virgin, too, in order to fuck me."

This piece is so necessary.

On this week’s JUST BETWEEN US, Gaby has a new girlfriend named Jill and Allison is NOT HAPPY. 

WATCH IT

linnealurks:

doctorwho247:

10 years ago today, filming began on a brand new series of Doctor Who, starring Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose Tyler!

can I passively aggressively point out the way the shot is set up to make both of them equal including cancelling out the height difference and you really couldn’t tell who was meant to be the main character by looking at this photo? (Because of course they’re both the main character and of equal importance rose tyler Ninth doctor (via pygmy-of-triviality)

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via forgotaboutdrea)

Anonymous said: OP here. I am a bisexual and didn't mean to come off as rude I just think it's very different to like the way naked breasts look and to actually functionally be in a same sex relationship. I feel like some use bisexual leanings as a way to get attention or look edgy/sexier. It brings the rest of us down. Sorry for getting tumblr all in a lather

If someone identifies as something, I’d tend toward taking them at their word. It’s hard enough as is for all of us. Let’s not nitpick each other.

This is an old article but Nicole Cliffe just reposted it and it is heartbreaking.

Anonymous said: Have you ever dated a woman? I have a friend who says she is bi but this seems to be purely based on liking how woman's bodies look in tumblr pictures...

This is a gross question to ask a bisexual person. You’re essentially requesting I prove that I like women “for real” and the implication is that I am “pretending” for some reason. Would you ever ask a straight person if they were actually straight even though they’d never had a partner? Would you doubt the identity of a gay person who was a “virgin?” It’s mostly bisexuals who get this sort of “You can’t possibly know unless…” and it’s shitty.