"When you are an affluent-seeming white man and you ask for things that don’t belong to you, sometimes you’re not really asking. It’s sort like Bill Clinton asking Monica Lewinsky to have sex with him. There’s a context behind the asking.

When you ask a serviceperson for something that doesn’t belong to you, there is often a subtext of, “If I complain to your manager, you know your manager is going to listen to me. Just look at me, and look at you.”

And sometimes, of course, this is not the case at all, and you’re just being a garden-variety annoying customer. Or a bully.

If you seem to be “getting everything you want,” you should probably examine whether you’re getting it at someone’s expense, or whether you’re just constantly, in small ways, making the world worse."

— Jen Dziura, When “Life Hacking” Is Really White Privilege (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

(via forgotaboutdrea)

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

image

(via tyleroakley)

missdickpizza:

cc: Ruthie

missdickpizza:

cc: Ruthie

thenotsosilentmonk:

deducecanoe:

reservoircat:

Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X

Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

I thought girls didn’t like Super Heroes.

You thought what? 

(Source: mutant-101, via toebells)

"Maybe I was falling in love with him? I couldn’t tell the difference. I was a mess. Rico was elusive. He wouldn’t reply to texts for days and, when he did, his words read like Kryptonite. He liked canceling last-minute. He was moody and deep. He would refuse me Good D if I told him in a boss bitch way that I wanted him right then and there. He did not think that was hot. He told me he didn’t want to be treated as if he were my employee. I told him he should be flattered that I’m fiending for his D! It was always a struggle for power. It was exhausting. But I was under his spell."

—-

GOOD DICK WILL IMPRISON YOU

angelmcastillo:

gabydunn:

My first sex scene (?) and Jake Weisman was a very gentle partner. IF EVERYONE WAS HONEST IN THE BEDROOM (STRAIGHT SEX EDITION) 

I almost wish there was a cut to Gaby’s cat going “Why are you licking it like that? That’s not how you get it clean!”

tbqh making this video made me feel badly for straight people ;)

My first sex scene (?) and Jake Weisman was a very gentle partner. IF EVERYONE WAS HONEST IN THE BEDROOM (STRAIGHT SEX EDITION) 

Tags: funny sex

inbetweenthelineart:

sonybaloney:

rosalarian:

greenonthursdays:

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.

And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.

I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.

Dude. BRENNA!

If we can’t find porn that treats us right, we’re just gonna make it ourselves and share it for others to enjoy. No shame in that at all. :)

(via reeberry)

But seriously when is this gonna be a movie….

poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

(Source: cheyennekaris, via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)